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斯坦·劳莱 与 奥列佛·哈台
他们的第一个错误
导演 乔治·马歇尔
哈台先生结婚了
劳莱先生也同样不高兴
早安 亲爱的 - Morning, sweetheart.
别给我早安早安的 - Don't good morning me!
你昨晚去哪了 Where were you last night?
斯坦带我去看《潘趣和朱迪》木偶戏了 - Stan took me to see a Punch and Judy show.
我真是要被这恶心厌烦透了 - I'm getting sick and tired of this.
这儿斯坦 那儿斯坦的 It's Stan here, Stan there,
斯坦要我去这儿 斯坦要我去那儿 Stan wants me to go here, Stan wants me to go there!
我告诉你 这都要开始把我逼疯了 I tell you it's beginning to get on my nerves.
为什么你应该在街上被看到和他在一起 Why you ought to be ashamed to even be seen on the street
会感到羞愧 with him.
好 我告诉你 我明白 Well, I tell you, I understand--
你为啥不接电话呢 Well, why don't you answer the telephone?
好的 - All right.
你好 Hello?
-是你呀 奥利 - That you, Ollie?
是的 - Yes.
嘿 听着 我刚买了两张 - Say listen, I just got a couple of tickets
今晚水泥工人集市的票 for tonight for the Cement Workers Bazaar.
你能一起来吗? Can you come along?
我可能会得奖 We might win a prize.
他们要送一把蒸汽铲 They're going to give away a steam shovel.
是的 琼斯先生 - Yes, Mr. Jones.
太谢谢您啦 琼斯先生 Thank you very much, Mr. Jones.
我感激不尽 I certainly appreciate it.
再见 琼斯先生 Goodbye, Mr. Jones.
那是谁呀 - Well, who was that?
是琼斯先生 我的新上司 - That was Mr. Jones, my new boss.
喔 - Oh.
他今晚有个大型商务会议 - He's having a big business meeting tonight
他想让我参加 and he wants me to attend.
奥列佛 - Oliver!
所有外地小伙都会去 - All of the out-of-town boys are going to be there.
有影响力的大人物 Big influential men.
正是你想让我结交来往的那种人 Just the kind of men that you want me to associate with.
喔 - Oh.
你终于开始有所进展了 At last you're beginning to get someplace.
这对我很有好处 - It'll do me a lot of good.
当然啦 - Why naturally.
它会促使我达到 - It'll have a tendency to promote me
更高的努力 to higher endeavors.
我来接 I'll get it.
你好 Hello?
嘿 奥利 是我 - Hey Ollie, this is me.
喔 您好呀 琼斯先生 - Oh, hello, Mr. Jones.
喔 您别担心 我肯定绝对是没有问题的 Oh, don't you worry, I'm sure it'll be all right.
再见 琼斯先生 Goodbye, Mr. Jones.
斯坦·劳莱先生
进来 - Come in!
你想干嘛呀 What do you want?
我就进来跟奥利说一声 电话那头是我 - I just came to tell Ollie that was me on the phone.
琼斯先生 哈 - Mr. Jones, huh?
亲爱的 请你稍等一下 - Well, honey, if you'll just wait.
大生意人 哈 - A big businessman, huh?
老琼斯先生 哈 Old Mr. Jones, huh?
这我都能解释的 - I can explain everything.
大型商务会议 哈 - A big business meeting, huh?
噢 大型商务会议 Oh, a big business meeting.
等等嘛 小亲亲 - Wait, honeykin.
他来了喔 - There he is!
把这门打开 Open this door!
听到我说的吗 You hear me?
听到我说的吗 把门打开 You hear me, open that door!
你能把门打开吗 Will you open that door?
行呀 但我可警告你 奥列佛·哈台 All right, but I warn you, Oliver Hardy.
你再跟那个劳莱出去 我就走 You go out with that Laurel again and I'm through!
你听了吗 You get me?
你有问过她今晚出去的事吗 - Did you ask her about going out tonight?
她说什么了吗 What'd she say?
你听到她说的了 - You heard what she said.
她到底是怎么了呀 - Well, what's the matter with her anyway?
噢 我不知道 - Oh, I don't know.
她说我比起她 She says that I think more of you
更看重你 than I do of her.
那你是 对吗 - Well, you do, don't you?
我们想更深入点呢 - Well, we want go into that.
你知道问题出在哪里吗 - You know what the whole trouble is?
什么 - What?
你所需要的是家里得有个宝宝 - What you need is a baby in your house.
这有什么关系吗 - Well, what's that got to do with it?
如果你有了宝宝 - Well, if you had a baby
这样可以让你老婆心思全在这上面 and it would keep your wife's mind occupied,
晚上你就可以和我出去玩 you could go out nights with me
然后她就再也不会想这事了 and she'd never think anything about it.
你所有的麻烦都会消失 All your troubles would be over.
再也不用想这事了 Wouldn't think a thing about it.
你知道吗 我觉得这主意可太好了 - You know, I think that's a pretty good idea.
你可以拿命打赌这主意绝对不错 - You bet your life it's a good idea.
你知道不 众所周知一个家庭的幸福快乐 You know, it's a well known fact that all the happiness
始于你们有了孩子 in the home, when you have a baby
然后就是老婆 你 还有孩子 and there's a wife and you and the baby,
这可是众所周知的事实 it's a well known fact.
我知道 那我读过 I know, I've read about that.
我开始觉得你是对的 - I'm beginning to think that you're right.
你可以拿命打赌我是对的 - You bet your life I'm right.
你知道不 我可不像你看起来的那么蠢 You know, I'm not as dumb as you look.
你可以拿命打赌你不是 - You bet your life you're not.
有脑子的人都这么想 Anybody that could think.
你什么意思呀 你没我看起来的那么蠢 What do you mean you're not as dumb as I look?
嗯 - Well--
来吧 - Come on.
你要去哪里 - Where are you going?
我们去领养个宝宝 - We're going to adopt a baby.
为啥呀 - What for?
来吧 - Come on!
为啥呀 What for?
谢啦 今天是什么日子呀 - Thanks, what's the occasion?
恭喜啦 Congratulations.
谢谢 先生 - Thank you, sir.
来 你抱着孩子 我进去宣布消息 Here, you hold the baby while I go in and break the news.
小心点 Careful now.
她会不会很惊喜呀 Won't she be surprised?
嘘 Shh!
阿拉贝拉 Arabella?
哟 嚯 Yoo-hoo!
怎么了呀 - What's the matter?
她不在 - She's not here.
她去哪了 - Where'd she go?
噢 我猜她去 我哪知道她去哪了 - Oh, I suppose she went, how do I know where she is?
进来 Come in.
你是哈台先生吗 - Are you Mr. Hardy?
是的 先生 - Yes, sir.
给你的小礼物 - A little present for you.
这是什么 - What's this?
你妻子要起诉你离婚 - Your wife is suing you for divorce.
天啊 这可难喽 - Gee, that's tough.
你叫劳莱吗 - Your name Laurel?
是的 女士 - Yes, ma'am.
先生 Sir.
这可更难喽 - This is tougher.
这是什么 - What's this?
你因疏远哈台先生的感情 - You're being sued for the alienation
而被起诉 of Mr. Hardy's affections.
而且她还会拿走你的一切 And she'll take you hook, line and sinker.
好吧 你又把我给 - Well, here's another nice mess
带进了一个大坑里 you've gotten me into.
这些是写有你名字的领养文件 - These are the adoption papers in your name.
那好 我会来看你的 Well, I'll be seeing you.
你要去哪里 - Where are you going?
我正要下路 - I'm just going down--
你不能抛下我和这孩子就走了 - Well, you can't leave me here with this child.
为什么 - Why?
为什么 你和我对此有同等的责任 Why, you're just as much responsible for it as I am.
这跟我有什么关系 - What have I got to do with it?
这跟你有什么关系 - What have you got to do with it?
这跟你有什么关系 What have you got to do with it?
为什么 是你想让我有孩子的 Why, you were the one that wanted me to have a baby.
现在是你让我惹上了这个麻烦 And now that you've gotten me into this trouble
你却想一走了之 丢下我不管 you want to walk out and leave me flat.
可 我对婴儿一无所知 - Well, I don't know anything about babies.
那你应该在我们有之前 - Well, you should have thought of that
想到这点 before we got it.
我可不想卷进这事里 - I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing.
我有我自己的未来 I have my future.
我的职业生涯去考虑 My career to think of.
你的职业生涯 - Your career.
那我呢 What about me?
我的朋友们会怎么说 What will my friends say?
唉 我会被排挤的 Why, I'll be ostracized.
那我会失去我的一切的 - Well, I'm going to lose my hook, line and sinker.
所以 你是要抛弃我了 - So, you're going to desert me.
就在我最需要你的时候 Just when I need you most.
噢 Oh!
噢 你个 Oh, you.
你不能离开这个房间 You are not leaving this room.
可我没办法呀 - Well, I couldn't help it.
你现在已经做到了 - Now you've gone and done it.
到厨房去弄点牛奶 Go in the kitchen and fix some milk.
去啊 Go ahead.
嘘 Sh!
谁呀 Who was it?
有人抱怨宝宝 - Somebody complaining about the baby.
哦 - Oh.
吵闹 - Making the noise.
你能别吵了吗 - Will you stop that noise?
你想让我怎么把宝宝安静下来 How do you expect me to get this baby quiet?
可我只是尽我所能而已 - Well, I was only doing the best I could.
来 你抱一会儿 - Here, you hold it a while.
我已经累坏了 I'm all fagged out.
噢 Oh.
嘘 - Sh!
我想知道她怎么了 I wonder what's the matter with her.
我不知道 - I don't know.
可能是饿了 Maybe it's hungry.
你为什么不给它点吃的 Why don't you give it something to eat?
你把牛奶放在那里面干嘛 What do you keep the milk in there for?
我把它放那里 可以保暖呀 - I put it there to keep it warm.
嘘 - Sh!
我卡住了 - I'm stuck.
来 你抱着宝宝 - Here, you hold the baby.
你介意现在把床铺好吗 Now would you mind fixing the bed?
谢谢 Thank you.
你划那火柴干嘛 What'd you strike that match for?
我想看看开关是不是关了 - I wanted to see if the switch was off.
这主意可真不错呀 - That's a good idea.
把落地灯拿来 Get that floor lamp.
我可不想你一整晚都在那划火柴 I don't want you striking matches all night long.
看不到开关是不是关了 Couldn't see whether the switch was off or not.
噢 Oh.
你把宝宝吵醒了 - You woke the baby up.
宝宝在哭 The baby's crying.
他当然在哭啊 - Of course he's crying.
你能把这盏灯放那边吗 Will you put this lamp over there?
可是它够不到 - But it won't reach.
它够不到 - It won't reach.
你就得把插头从插座里拔出来 You've got to pull the plug out of the socket.
拿着 Here.
你看看能不能让那孩子安静下来 Will you see if you can get that baby quiet?
你好 Hello!
你指望我们怎么让宝宝 How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet
在你打电话的时候安静下来 with you ringing the phone?
现在把那盏灯修好 Now fix that lamp.
嘘 - Sh.
还有如果你一定要弄出点声音 那就弄得小声点 - And if you must make a noise, make it quietly.
嘘 Sh!
你把棉花塞在耳朵里干嘛 What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?
如果我弄出声音 那我就听不见了 - Well, if I make a noise I won't be able to hear it.
喔 - Oh.
嘘 Sh!
给宝宝喝 Drinking the baby--
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